A Zach-move is something that someone could do that is extremely unnecessary and pointless. Normally it is a stupid thing to do.
-derived from something that my friend does often.
-derived from something that my friend does often.
Jeff pulled a Zach-move by taking my Chocolate milk while I was watching and placed it on the table a few inches away from where it was in the first place.
by Nate q. May 28, 2008
Get the Zach-move mug.Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .
In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!
by KImCobain March 28, 2015
Get the Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto! mug.zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss
by MillySkittles May 1, 2008
Get the zachary baker mug.An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.
If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.
The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.
The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.
2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.
3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.
2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.
3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.
by TheJBros11 August 17, 2010
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Zachary is sexy
by NOPE. November 3, 2014
Get the Zachary mug.A fucking sex god of beasts. Big cock, succulent balls. Huge huge cock. So huge and filling. Has an 8pack abs and chiseled as fuck. 6 feet tall pinnacle of the human species. Like a superhuman sex machine with the best lips and strong muscular penis.
You see that sexy beast over there?
You mean that sexy world record cock guy?
Yeah. Well, I'd totally let Zach bang me deep in my ass doggy style.
Mmm, yeah I'd love to have Zachary cum deep in my ass and let it drip out of my tight asshole into his mouth before he eats me out.
You mean that sexy world record cock guy?
Yeah. Well, I'd totally let Zach bang me deep in my ass doggy style.
Mmm, yeah I'd love to have Zachary cum deep in my ass and let it drip out of my tight asshole into his mouth before he eats me out.
by Powersmash July 23, 2020
Get the Zachary mug.A radioshack zach is when you have an employee (does not have to be at a radioshack, but usually is) that doesn't know jack shit about anything your store sells. They generally race to the door to greet the person and welcome them to radioshack. Sounds like a good employee so far, well he's not. After they ask the person what they want, he then turns to the other, older, person working with him and asks 1 or more of the following:
"Where is that?"
"Do we have that?"
"Do you know anything about that?"
"Do you know what that is?"
Then after the other employee helps the customer radioshack zach steals the sale and gets the commission. However they do not stop there, when someone returns something on him, they do not specify that he was the seller, because if a radioshack zach did that, his commission would be taken away for that sale. A radioshack zach, usually likes to snowboard and drive. However he is not good at either one. They have numerous accidents on the snow on the mountain and the asphalt. If you are an employer, do NOT HIRE A RADIOSHACK ZACH
"Where is that?"
"Do we have that?"
"Do you know anything about that?"
"Do you know what that is?"
Then after the other employee helps the customer radioshack zach steals the sale and gets the commission. However they do not stop there, when someone returns something on him, they do not specify that he was the seller, because if a radioshack zach did that, his commission would be taken away for that sale. A radioshack zach, usually likes to snowboard and drive. However he is not good at either one. They have numerous accidents on the snow on the mountain and the asphalt. If you are an employer, do NOT HIRE A RADIOSHACK ZACH
RZ: (run run run) "hi! welcome to radioshack! Is there anything certain you're looking for?"
Customer: "Do you have any adapters?"
RZ: "hmm...hey ____ (other employee) do we have any of those?"
Other employee: "Yes zach we have fucking adapters this is a fucking radioshack you dumb shit!"
Customer: "Oh, this is a radioshack zach huh? Well im going to walmart so i can get someone there who doesn't harrass me right when i walk in the door!"
Other employee: "i figured"
RZ: "what a bitch"
Other employee: "shut the fuck up, you are a dumb ass, thats the only customer all day and you went and scared him to fucking walmart! WTF!"
Customer: "Do you have any adapters?"
RZ: "hmm...hey ____ (other employee) do we have any of those?"
Other employee: "Yes zach we have fucking adapters this is a fucking radioshack you dumb shit!"
Customer: "Oh, this is a radioshack zach huh? Well im going to walmart so i can get someone there who doesn't harrass me right when i walk in the door!"
Other employee: "i figured"
RZ: "what a bitch"
Other employee: "shut the fuck up, you are a dumb ass, thats the only customer all day and you went and scared him to fucking walmart! WTF!"
by 22p277 February 5, 2008
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