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Zach

Zach is just one of those guys. One of those guys who you can laugh with, and watch him rage as he plays video games. He's basically a living anime character and is about 4' 9". Yeah, he's pretty badass too. Though his height is definetly not intimidating, his bad boy rep will scare you. Been suspended a couple times, no big deal because he's Zach.
Guy 1: "Dude that guy looks like he's a fictional character."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."
by teletubbysunbaby January 26, 2017
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Zach

Zach is an intelligent, hot, sweet, caring, and amazing man to be around
by Sephy June 10, 2017
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Zach

Some dumb fuck who doesn’t know it’s spelled with a “K”.

So this Za(t)ch, yes there’s a silent “T”, walks around making the rest of our emails bounce because he’s convinced a portion of society that it’s spelled with a “H” and not a “K”.
Zach rhymes with snatch.
by Banana Daddy November 21, 2021
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Zach

A smart pathetic brat, has no friends. Likes a girl named Hannah
Hannah: Zach i don’t like you!

Zach: YES U DO!
by IT’S_ME_AGAIN_SUCKERS February 13, 2019
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Zach

A baddass, a shiny knight or a powerful King.
i just beat the shit outa that child, I feel like a Zach
by Nny HoMi February 14, 2019
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Zach

Zach is the best person anyone could ever have in there entire lives. He will always be there for you no matter what. He’ll love you forever and always make you laugh. If you ever get a hold of a Zach don’t ever let him go... you’ll regret it. He’ll make everyday better no matter what he does. He’ll show you all his love. He can goof around but still be serious when you need him to be.
by kellygirl5575 June 3, 2019
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Zach

by Mr.chese November 17, 2019
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