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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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fuck your fuck

the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.
"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."
by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019
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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas
Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"
by batman2504 March 11, 2025
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123 i fuck your panagie

123 i fuck your panagie is used as an insult if someone tells you that you have to kill his mother fuck her and then eat her pussy.
123 I FUCK YOUR PANAGIE MALAKA KOSTA
by Xx_Tomounithatthrewyou_xX November 20, 2021
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Fuck your thoughts and prayers

The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured
The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.
by Porg009 March 19, 2024
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National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
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