yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

Yer

Yer is the way Orlando says what’s up. If he says it, we all say it. Be more like Orlando. Say yer and be cool. Yer!

Hey man are you goin to that strip club tonight? Freind: yer man I’m going at 8

by Goodd August 5, 2023

yer mom

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by i suck 534 February 26, 2019

Yer

Yer is a badass who doesn’t give an f enough to conform with society. She can get any guy or girl she wants. She is innocent and quiet on the outside but is secretly loud, crazy, and freaky

Oh dang look it’s Yer watch out she’ll steal your gal.

by BossBossChick April 30, 2019

Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus

Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.

by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025

Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.

Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil

by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018

Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025