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when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.
Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D
by Ashley ;D June 18, 2008
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the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.
"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
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when ed sheeran pees on the floor

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻
by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021
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when it een one thing it's the next

When one problem leads to another and you feel like the world is against you.
Crabman asked: "Bey when you ga fix this car?"
Troy said: "bey my starter just gone...when it een one thing it's the next!"
by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 29, 2021
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When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.
Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:
by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023
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