Wannabe Badman

A Wannabe Badman is someone who thinks there hard and big but lies about what they live about and they mainly pussys when it comes to saying bad stuff to people’s face

And they listen to the wettest uk drill known to mankind

they probably really Neeky aswell

Wannabe Badman - “ yo fam I chinged this yute from mitcham and all his friends are
Pussys “

In reality he’s probably the person who got run down by someone in there sliders and got dipped

by Wettie Don 2018 November 04, 2018

Wannabe stripper

A girl who doesn't really wanna be a stripper, just does as a joke,but secretly others wish they were

Don't you wish she wasn't a wannabe stripper, but a real one

by Shreksybear123 December 17, 2017

Wannabe nazi

A person who often has a type of mental handicapp like adhd or autism. Often wants to seem cool among their local tard group.

That guy is such a wannabe nazi!

by Johnny's Papa October 04, 2018

Mari-Wannabe

An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.

Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?

Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

wannabe whore

"friend" who tries to steal guys who aren't interested in her and make fun of her behind her back; desperate slut; ELISE

Eww look at that wannabe whore all over Brandon, Erik, Dan, and Ryan.

by Natalie and Terri October 17, 2004

Emo wannabe

A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.

Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.

by NunyaBuisnessSoStopAskin January 07, 2011

wannabe Machead

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/

April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead

by Mac_Luv April 09, 2010