Part of speech:
Verb
Synonyms:
Friendzoned
Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Verb
Synonyms:
Friendzoned
Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
#friendzone#friend#zone#friendzoning#friendzoned#relationships#castration
Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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Leanah: I saw a BNSF train carrying Boeing 737 fuselage at skykomish via virtual railfan’s cameras.
Gina: while I was watching virtual railfan’s Ashland cam to see Amtrak’s auto train bypasses, before the train passes I saw a black Lamborghini with 7 police cars behind it and many people on the live chat were freaking out.
Gary: at virtual Railfan’s Fort Madison cam I see a lots of BNSF trains passes by every hour. And a few Amtrak trains too
Jamaican Girl: Mi Pum Pum tun up when muh see ah Amtrak keystone #651 ACS-64 passing by ah Stratsburg Railroad’s steam train at paradise Pennsylvania railcam.
Leanah: I saw a BNSF train carrying Boeing 737 fuselage at skykomish via virtual railfan’s cameras.
Gina: while I was watching virtual railfan’s Ashland cam to see Amtrak’s auto train bypasses, before the train passes I saw a black Lamborghini with 7 police cars behind it and many people on the live chat were freaking out.
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by Heisei editz March 21, 2025
Get the in the virtual endmug. I was virtually flashed today. This guy I met sent a picture of his junk as if I would want to see that!
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
Get the virtually flashedmug. Homey 1: Dude! My girlfriend told me she has a breed kink!
Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
Get the virtual breedingmug. A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.
Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there
Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there
When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.
Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting
Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting
by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025
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