Any time you prevent yourself from getting fucked in the ass, either literally or figuratively, it is a prison victory, because only in prison is this considered a victory.
Reggie: We were outnumbered, but we worked hard and we blocked the committee from hiring Carrie's dipshit cousin. Thank God! I consider this a victory.
Bert: A victory? Are you kidding? You call not getting fucked in the ass a victory? Maybe that's a victory in prison. Yeah, that's it, it's a prison victory.
Reggie: Huh? A prison victory?
Bert: Yeah, cuz only in prison is it considered a victory when you don't get fucked in the ass. Anywhere else, you just take it for granted, you don't even think about it. You don't go to sleep at night and think, "thank God, I didn't get fucked in the ass today." But in prison, each day that goes by without getting fucked in the ass is a victory. All we did was avoid getting fucked in the ass. All we got was a prison victory.
Reggie: Damn, bro. Damn.
Bert: A victory? Are you kidding? You call not getting fucked in the ass a victory? Maybe that's a victory in prison. Yeah, that's it, it's a prison victory.
Reggie: Huh? A prison victory?
Bert: Yeah, cuz only in prison is it considered a victory when you don't get fucked in the ass. Anywhere else, you just take it for granted, you don't even think about it. You don't go to sleep at night and think, "thank God, I didn't get fucked in the ass today." But in prison, each day that goes by without getting fucked in the ass is a victory. All we did was avoid getting fucked in the ass. All we got was a prison victory.
Reggie: Damn, bro. Damn.
by katowjo November 12, 2013
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Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.
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Get the regardless devon victory mug.The above definition is mistaken. What the author is talking about is not an "archaic victory," but a Pyrrhic victory.
by palaeologos January 18, 2008
Get the archaic victory mug.Pyrrhic victory (noun): A victory that is offset by staggering losses.
This is named in honor of Pyrrhus, the fool of hope, king of Hellenistic kingdom of Epirus. He had been asked in 281 BC by Tarentum in southern Italy for assistance in the fight against Rome. Pyrrhus had attempted to create a kingdom in Sicily and lower Italy; however his victories against Rome were so costly to his army of 25,000 men and 20 Elephants that he was forced to withdraw from Italy. It was from his quote, "Another such victory and I shall be ruined" that the modern use the term Pyrrhic victory is derived.
This is named in honor of Pyrrhus, the fool of hope, king of Hellenistic kingdom of Epirus. He had been asked in 281 BC by Tarentum in southern Italy for assistance in the fight against Rome. Pyrrhus had attempted to create a kingdom in Sicily and lower Italy; however his victories against Rome were so costly to his army of 25,000 men and 20 Elephants that he was forced to withdraw from Italy. It was from his quote, "Another such victory and I shall be ruined" that the modern use the term Pyrrhic victory is derived.
It is used in the movie 187. A female student quotes it in her graduation speech; this student was only graduating due to the help of a teacher who killed while being forced by a troubled male student to play Russian roulette. The teacher attempts to make the student take responsibility, and through example takes the student's turn that happens to be the chamber with a bullet. The student learns to take his turn, and ends up shooting himself too.
by Quixotickitt3n January 25, 2005
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