todd gurleying

The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs

Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!

Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.

by Mark Richt November 14, 2014

Todd Johnson

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.

Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!

by aznkutie March 28, 2009

Todd Pace

A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.

Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.

Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.

by Several assembled folks July 16, 2008

todd hammer

Hammer in which a “ special” person needs to keep from hurting themselves!!

Use the Todd Hammer so you do not hurt yourself.

by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019

Adam todd

A person who is a complete and utter cock to the people around him, he is a born liar, a cheat and a bad person to be around

The guy is a Adam todd

by Jordan 7643 October 3, 2018

Makenzee Todd

Hi Kenzeetoddhater

It's Kenzee, can you believe it! I LOVE THIS DEFINITION, although you have a piece wrong. I am not dating an actor #FALSE! I am VERY annoying but guess what? I love myself and I have loads of respect.

If you love yourself and respect yourself, you're just like Makenzee Todd!

by kenzee <3 June 1, 2018

Wee Todd

A small fellow under the name of Todd.

"Cucci? Hell naw, I'm gonna name my dog Wee Todd." -SwaggerSouls

by ugglet October 10, 2019