Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over
"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"
by ThirdLegJones June 04, 2015
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The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
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Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface
She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.
by Hilarity Mitten August 22, 2008
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Lemonade Stand

When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".
Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.

Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
by Fishercook September 05, 2021
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standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄
emma’s taking a standing bath
by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022
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Clam Stand

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him
by meggymc August 17, 2016
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Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 09, 2020
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