The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)
Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009
An ugly or fat girl.
A person who has sex with a fat and/or ugly girl is called a Land Monster Slayer.
If you know anyone who has sex with fat or ugly girls, it would be correct to begin referring to them as a Land Monster Slayer, because they, in effect, defeated the Land Monster at her horrible game.
A person who has sex with a fat and/or ugly girl is called a Land Monster Slayer.
If you know anyone who has sex with fat or ugly girls, it would be correct to begin referring to them as a Land Monster Slayer, because they, in effect, defeated the Land Monster at her horrible game.
1.
Guy 1: "Those 2 chicks over are total land monsters."
Guy 2: "Definitely, man. I haven't gotten any in a while. Want to go slay the land monsters with me tonight?"
Guy 1: "Those 2 chicks over are total land monsters."
Guy 2: "Definitely, man. I haven't gotten any in a while. Want to go slay the land monsters with me tonight?"
by Land Monster Slayer May 08, 2006
by stevenbleven May 15, 2003
someone whos shits are humungous and always has the plunger ready even before he/she flushes the toilet. (usually this only pertains to men)
by Mac Kev June 10, 2007
an cringy clickbait type of youtube minecraft content that makes 18+ thumbnails such as a girl with a big breast and butt pooping random things like lava and actual poop at monster school and actually these type of content used dead memes such as mlg, granny kisses baldi, herobrine gets angry, poor baby vs herobrine, monster school stuck in a girl butt, bottle flip challenges, zombie plays fortnite and roblox, and the infamous "poor baby herobrine vs a policegirl poops on herobrine funny" these type of minecraft yt contents are actually pure kids clickbait. and these type of content was worser and it was good back in 2012 but in 2021 and onwards its badly disgusting now. and also their fandom was actually toxic as hell.
by the guy 1999 January 08, 2021
by 4Q2pal October 26, 2007
Green Monster is the name given to a house that often throws parties, rages, kickbacks, pregames, raves etc. The house or series of houses is often found in a populous American city and/or college town. Often confused with a fraternity or frat house, a Green Monster is non-greek affiliated and usually throws better parties than the surrounding Greek community.
by collegekiddo November 06, 2010