A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.
by Teduardo Sanchez April 6, 2011

When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.
Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.
Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.
Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?
Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!
Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!
by Karen W July 7, 2009

Teddi Omega Phi is a secret society founded on the north side of Chicago In Which Members freely associate as equals for a mutually beneficial purpose; To Party.
With both men and women Members, Its not a fraternity or sorority its a Sofrat.
Well Known For The catch phrase "Rawr"
Although there is only one active Chapter, World Wide Expansion Is In The Works.
With both men and women Members, Its not a fraternity or sorority its a Sofrat.
Well Known For The catch phrase "Rawr"
Although there is only one active Chapter, World Wide Expansion Is In The Works.
by tinosaur April 22, 2011

"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?
by myfirstandlastname May 2, 2013

An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's
by TLCgenius April 10, 2014

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.
guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011

by UberTank May 24, 2003
