by HatinonHorseface February 19, 2012
Thighs that are supremely powerful, that are sculpted by angels. You can usually tell through somebodies trousers that they have power thighs.
Adam: Hey alex see that guy over there, he totally has power thighs.
Alex: nahh, they are nothing compared to mine.
Alex: nahh, they are nothing compared to mine.
by HatinonHorseface March 11, 2012
To review and rate another’s thighs, typically a female’s. The better the thighs, the higher the rating. Factors to account for when viewing thighs varies from person to person, but is typically and mainly based on thiccness, texture/appearance, and shape.
Example:
“Just as I thought before, or even better, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking. Honestly nice, round, and smooth thighs like those are the *best* kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch. The texture of how thighs *look* is an important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear and delicious. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone could have.
This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.”
“Just as I thought before, or even better, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking. Honestly nice, round, and smooth thighs like those are the *best* kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch. The texture of how thighs *look* is an important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear and delicious. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone could have.
This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.”
by GodBroccoli11 April 14, 2020
When you walk in shorts, and your thick thighs begin to eat the fabric. Resulting in a self-inflicted thigh wedgie. Can also be known to cause chub rub.
by RaisingtheCurtins October 09, 2019
The area of a person's thigh where the skin folds and sweat accumulates. If not kept clean the area will become stinky and will need to be cleaned with soap and water.
Obese Wife: Honey ...I need you to clean my thigh fold again.
Husband: Yes dear!!!
Obese Wife: It's starting to itch again.
Husband: Kill me now!!!
Husband: Yes dear!!!
Obese Wife: It's starting to itch again.
Husband: Kill me now!!!
by JoeyBomm May 02, 2023
by themartianmari November 10, 2021
when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.
chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.
by summer_ass_cheese August 29, 2022