Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Witch burning

When someone puts a paper bag of burning human feces on the doorstep of a female’s residence that has performed sexual actions with another man while in a romantic relationship with another person.

Brent: “Becky cheated on you bro?”
Aaron: “Yeah, we’re witch burning that hoe tonight.”

by Strawtoes June 22, 2018

the kiwi witch

The most satanic queen is all the unicorn realms

beware the kiwi witch she will steal you.

by musicgoddess21 August 11, 2018

Witch Cradle

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.

She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch

by Nice Try October 1, 2018

scissor witches

Lesbian couple engrossed in wicca culture.

Those girls are scissor witches

by Burn Ferguson June 6, 2018

Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.

Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!

by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019

dirty witch

When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.

Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.

Friend: What does this this girl have?

Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.

by birdgirlrocks January 4, 2018