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weave

by !!@#@##### May 10, 2018
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Weave

The female equivalent of a 'beard', that is a man who is a cover for a lesbian or gender non-binary for a woman who wants to keep their homosexual identity a secret.
He invited her to his brothers wedding as a weave. Nobody could beweave it.
by Moonsoc August 11, 2017
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weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018
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sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.
nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.
by PfattyP October 4, 2025
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Weave

Person 1: Yo did you see how Jaxy dodged all them punches yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, his opponent threw like 14 punches and missed every one of them
Person 1: His weave game is immaculate
by DaNeekers January 7, 2022
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fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands
by Stellmar July 6, 2017
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boot legged weave

a hair extention, weave, or wig made or attatched to one's head without the help from a paid professional.
"Nah, her hair is hella bootsie. with her boot legged weave"
by Blissaaa November 3, 2007
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