Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!
Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.
by Jxck M. July 30, 2020
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The Surfer

Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing
The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar
by TheSurferFounder August 14, 2017
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The Surfer

When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.
Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"
by Jesher23 November 15, 2021
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Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.
Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse
by One and Done June 28, 2013
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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel November 23, 2015
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Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 March 14, 2017
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