poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.

If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!

by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011

cracky poofs

super delicious cereal that makes you insane.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

Guys.... Ladies?! Me too! W3 L0ve us. Heavens No Hell yeah! Bloodhounds sure. CAPTAIN ADMIRAL Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both x8 it up/down Both wait....

The Lord Hell Yeah!The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025

Poof

Noun. 3 or more homesexuals together in a group.

Hey Jimmy. Check out the poof causing a scene at that table

by Bigrboro March 29, 2021

Poof

Noun. "Promise. On. Our. Friendship." This is the ULTIMATE promise. You break it, our friendship is over.

"I POOF I did not call you that behind your back." "I POOF I won't flake on you again."

by kissthisrump February 4, 2010

fart poof dudie

An expression to show surprise or shockness

person 1:boo!
person 2: Fart poof dudie! you scared me!

by reality5 July 27, 2022

Poofs

Poofs means a pack of Gays, Lesbians or just meaning that they are unfunny and a bunch of cunts.

"AWW MATE LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING POOFS."

by JJ-TACOS November 8, 2018