Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

nun day

nun day is a special day for nuns who play among us and in are eight set and are dyslexic- blacks sus it’s mainly brown who’s a nun because there poo

happy nun day brown

by concrerewall44 October 23, 2020

nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly

When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed

by Odonohue77 November 23, 2013

Flying Nun

When a girl's pussy kisses your eyeball, like a reverse teabag Her clit lands on your eye and takes off again

I was asleep and woke up with a clit on my eye! She gave me a Flying Nun!

by Mr Blawt November 3, 2023

nun squad

A squad of rebel nuns

Woah dude look at that nun squad their getting high

by Allypink October 7, 2015

Nun

This is a girl or woman who is so bad ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Condemn to nothing /none/nun which means they don’t get no dick ever. No good food just eat salads and nasty vegetables and no money to buy anything. Who more marred in appearance than them so they can’t even sneak ?

This nun act so holy but it’s not their choice. It’s eternal punishment.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022

The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.

Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.

by DT_S January 1, 2023