Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. December 29, 2015

Nun

Nun This term is used when there is 0 amount to what they ask for..

How much food is left? Nun

by Dirt G January 11, 2018

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Flying Nun

When a female rapidly jumps on your dick as soon as your pants are off.

Bro 1: Did the gf miss you while you were away bro?
Bro 2: Bro, she ripped my pants off and did a flying nun as soon as I stepped in the door.

by DickButt-Jones January 21, 2018

nun day

nun day is a special day for nuns who play among us and in are eight set and are dyslexic- blacks sus it’s mainly brown who’s a nun because there poo

happy nun day brown

by concrerewall44 October 23, 2020