Clungie Jumping

A practice similar to Muff Diving, where someone pleasure a woman orally.

1)Jagdeep: "What that man doing up there with that harness? He must be bungee jumping or something."

Sam: "Nah mate, can't you see that nude woman with him? He's definitely going clungie jumping."

2)"Clungie jumping is far superior to finger banging" - Isaac Newton

by dcv June 30, 2008

jump the shark

Refers to the specific moment when a TV show goes downhill. From the Happy Days episode where Fonzie overcomes his fear of sharks by jumping over one while wearing water skis.

by Christopher Tam October 20, 2003

Gorilla Jumping

Synonym for "teabag" specific to online gaming. To lower one's genitals onto the face of a defeated opponent for provocation and humiliation.

Origin: a term coined for use to describe "teabagging" without overt vulgarity.

I fragged all three of those fuckers and then Gorilla Jumped them all.

by Fushnigeddy October 28, 2004

Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

by Crockswamio May 29, 2010

Jump stupid

To hit someone when they are not fully expecting it; in order to initiate a fight. Can not be used as a personal verb ("I'm going to jump stupid on her" or "I'm going to jump her stupid").

"I got in a fight with Markie's old girlfriend Penny over the phone yesterday." Breezy said. "I said 'Gurrrrl! If you wanna go you betta jump stupid at school tomorrow!'"

by E-veezy December 9, 2008

JUMP THE SHARK

when something stops getting better and starts getting worse

The Jump The Shark website, jumptheshark.com, jumped the shark when it was bought by TV Guide.

by bill ellis February 6, 2009

jump the couch

Based on Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie Holmes on Oprah. To jump the couch is to say a person has lost the ability to deal with emotions in a reasonable way. Communicating some form of insanity to those around.

Sam is so upset about Jessica's request to break up, I think he might jump the couch.

by Ms. Asha March 10, 2009