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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
mugGet the A Harley Ridermug.

Harley

Is usually a man with a massive slong and a big heart. Usually found playing cod warzone or halo because bruh this man's a gamer. In his free time he can always be found watching pka (podcast) or commentary YouTubers. He is 100% always found in a relationship with a sexy ass stoner gamer bitch.
Harley, is a sexy ass man. I'd get pregnant with his child.
by cute little pet June 9, 2021
mugGet the Harleymug.

Harley

A type of motorcycle that Katy Perry invented with her brand new single Harleys In Hawaii out now everywhere.
Did you see Katy Perry ride that Harley in her new music video”
“omg yes, it was so hot, she really is the queen of music
by Katycats October 18, 2019
mugGet the Harleymug.

Harley Davidson

Something that weaklings ride to make themselves feel tough.
"What a lovely day at the park!" said joe "GuYs LooK hOW cOOL I lOOk oN mY HaRLEY Davidson" said Walter.
by orang9999999999999 July 11, 2020
mugGet the Harley Davidsonmug.

harley

Harley didn't do my homework for me. Therefore, he is a fat pussy.
by daddy4738 February 11, 2025
mugGet the harleymug.

Harley

Is an amazing boy who has had it rough but managed to stay so positive and fun through it all he always smiles and is so amazing to be around, he deserves the world
Who’s that tall guy with the curly hair. Oh! That’s my Harley
by That_insane_duck June 21, 2022
mugGet the Harleymug.

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