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counter strike

This game was cool when it was underground. From BETA 2.5-7.0 it owned. Now, that it is "cool" it sucks.
Timmy played counterstrike because nobody knew about it. Then Todd, Jim, Wendy, and Bill started playing and Timmy got mad, so he popped the others melons' with his AWP.
by osiris679 March 19, 2003
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Counter-top

A name given to men that fuck their girlfriends in the kitchen area. (Preferable the counter-tops)
Yo counter-top, how was brunch with Pam?
by Bumpy Pickle June 13, 2007
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Geiger Counter

Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.
I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.
by EROYAL December 31, 2011
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Soft counter

Termed coined by Samir I.
1) The process of presenting compensation when rejecting an offer of a date.
2) To recommend a general substitute in place of the originally planned date.
3) The lesser extent of Hard counter.
guy: Would you like to have dinner this Friday night?
girl (soft countering): Oh, I would, but I'm busy this weekend. How about someday next week though?
by Samir Idnani via Bina July 20, 2008
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Counter sarcasm

When someone say something sarcastic and you counter by thinking its true
"you have big ears BTW"
"no i dont you dumb fuck" (Counter Sarcasm)
by Declan Deegan November 21, 2010
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Rep-Counter

A bad personal trainer who only shows their clients how to use machines and then watches the client(s) use said machine. The personal trainer shows their client how to use a machine and then 'counts reps'. The personal trainer is not really training the client but rather 'counting reps' since anybody can read the directions on the machine and perform an exercise. The personal trainer doesn't add any value to the clients training session.
Sherrie the trainer just put me on a machine and sat there, she's a 'Rep-Counter' not a real personal trainer
by WZF February 20, 2009
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