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Air pods

A way for apple users to excuse from rent. Or for rich one's to have a way to say you broke boy twat you don't even have apple and then run off and trip over the poor
Person 1 " mate you got air pods?"
Person 2 " no."
Person 1 "DO I SMELL POVERTY!"
slaps thigh of main bitch then runs off into the Gucci store
by Litel bump March 3, 2019
mugGet the Air podsmug.

your airness

Is a type of your highness but you can only use your airness when you are speaking of MIcheal Jordan.
Your airness, here are my new Jordans that i bought.
by micro Giga chad October 6, 2022
mugGet the your airnessmug.

air stair

When you step on a stair that is not there
I fell because I stepped on an air stair
by supsauce November 3, 2013
mugGet the air stairmug.

Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled
John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.
by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010
mugGet the Air Drowningmug.

Air gum

A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.
Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.
by EstuaryPig April 28, 2010
mugGet the Air gummug.

Air-Qaida

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings
Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch
by Tarawa COC S312 January 25, 2011
mugGet the Air-Qaidamug.

air mud

Air mud is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract expelled from the rectum. Also known as a fart.
Nelly, if you are going to blow air mud, can you please go into the other room? Maybe you can go into the air mud room a.k.a. the office in the basement, and close the door!

Your peers will consider you a big time joke dog when you throw air mud in public!
by Nicole for Bryan Nelson January 8, 2009
mugGet the air mudmug.

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