tick dick

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.

I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne

by Songdefiner November 29, 2016

Tick

A bloke who nods on everything, but hardly contributes. A social or energetic parasite. They place the weight of expectation hoping to get out of doing any real working out.

I've been working shit out for you all evening. You fucking tick, where are your goals?

by 20one February 9, 2023

Smuggling Tick Tacks

When nipples become erect either by the cold or excitement the girls are known as Smuggling Tick Tacks

Wow it must be cold she is smuggling tick tacks.

by Diecrying October 18, 2008

White belly tick

Native to splitlog rd,, these rhalf tick half dog rabbid pets stick themselves to white boy dick and/or side. Often comes from dogs and grow to be the size of dimes if handled properly this lie might fly.

(country accent) I wonse had my girl pull a goshdarn white belly tick off my side damn woman don't believe me so I made it a word
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by Oxford Fast September 4, 2025

Tick

The unwritten list of positive (rather than negative) attributes assigned to a first date.

as opposed to a cross, assigned to negative attributes

Abigail was an all tick girl

by Chillyobeansbro May 17, 2018

Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Tick-tack babyballs

Someone who sucks at smoking; A person who will pack a full bowl, but won't finish it. Baby lungs.

Yo man! You have a MAJOR pair of Tick-tack babyballs for lungs

by bgivs June 11, 2014