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stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks
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Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface
She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.
by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008
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Lemonade Stand

When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".
Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.

Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
by Fishercook September 5, 2021
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Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
by thecraigery November 12, 2011
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Gigachad with a stand

Gigachad with a stand”-Gigachad with a stand
Gigachad with a stand ,He’s a compulsive liar and commonly lies in name
by Power the all mighty!! April 18, 2023
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The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
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standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄
emma’s taking a standing bath
by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022
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