The effort one must put in to make one's spouse happy focused on not coming home drunk, not spending all one's money at the strip club or adult book store and not engaging in extra marital fun.
by Tim Smith October 7, 2005

by zerordie323 November 18, 2007

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.
Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"
by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.
Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.
by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 13, 2009

by rick stane June 11, 2008

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.
James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?
Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.
Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.
by Gormenghast June 11, 2006
