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numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.
Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!
by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013
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football shirt

A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.
Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.
by JMC70 May 5, 2016
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Boyfriend Shirt

A boyfriend shirt is historically an oxford style shirt taken from a man’s closet by his girlfriend without his permission and worn around his apartment or house, generally with nothing on underneath. This usually occurs the morning after they spent the night together.
I looked into my boyfriend’s closet and found a shirt to wear that became my boyfriend shirt.
by Leap Cruncher October 7, 2021
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sped shirt

An XL tie dye T-shirt with a printed image of an animal. The most common animals seen on this style shirt are white tigers and wolves.
"I really like this sped shirt. It channels my inner wolf energy."
by ferretz-6 April 23, 2023
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Shirt butt

The crease formed in combination of large bust and low cut top.
I'd fuck that shirt butt same as Brady would pocket a sandwich.
by Troubled by the CSO October 4, 2016
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Shirt to the Show

One who is so enthusiastic about attending a concert s/he wears a concert tee (old or new) of the band they are going to see to the actual concert. The wearer, in an attempt to exhibit their serious love for said event, is often seen as taking it and themselves a little TOO seriously. Can also be used loosely to describe someone who BLASTS the music of the artist on the way to the concert or in the parking lot while partying before/after the concert. Does not apply to wearing team jerseys to sporting events which is typically socially accepted.
Example of Shirt to the Show: Resurrecting your old "5150" Van Halen concert tee for the reunion tour; wearing your 'margaritaville'shirt annually to a Jimmy Buffett concert; sporting your "six flags" gear around six flags.
by sttsforeva June 4, 2010
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U-Shirt

A slang name for sweatpants, named after their shape slightly resembling a U. Inspired by the name of T-Shirts.
I put on a T-Shirt and a U-Shirt, and I was ready to go!
by CrispyBun April 9, 2019
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