slabs

Slabs: a word used on teenage boys instagrams to show off the fish they (or their friends) caught. Can be used on multiple different pictures in the same sentence!!

*picture posted on insta of kid holding fish*
Caption: “Daily Slabs🤑 #easywork #fortheboys”

by largefriestypaguy August 13, 2019

Slab

Like a dab but the way cool kids say it! A wave originated by the buddies in Pueblo,Co!

Damn that’s a fat ass slab buddy!
Wanna slab?

by Slabstarleo May 11, 2022

Slab

Sl-ab , To slab somebody is to love them.

Slabbing somebody is for to fall for them.

Mia: "Hey? see that guy, Ben?"
Brianna: "Yeah?"
Mia: "I slab him!"
Brianna: OMG! Mia, You're Slabbing!!!"

by RushiKan1999 June 16, 2017

Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.

He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 15, 2021

Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement

“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris”
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by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019