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pulled a river

When someone that you start to get over or you thought you got over that person but that person does something and makes you like them again or makes your heart skip a beat
Girl: did you see that? He totally pulled a river
Girl 2: I totally saw that how could he?!
by letsbenicetoeachother October 3, 2016
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River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.
by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008
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Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.
Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.
by silversoul94 December 8, 2019
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Olentangy River

A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.

Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.

The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.

A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.

Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!

Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
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river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.
-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas
by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009
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river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."
I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.
by aegrotatio March 31, 2009
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Persian River

The gap between a woman's legs, usually seen when standing.
Rick: Look at that empty space between Mary's thighs, that's so damn sexy.
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!
by Parmeleon Smooth January 18, 2012
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