mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.

dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet

by slanski March 19, 2008

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MUD PACK

It's what happens when you get your asshole invaded.

If you got fucked in your ass then you got your mud packed. The person that hit you in your shitter spitter is a mud packer.

by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 12, 2007

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The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 23, 2009

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