Mustard Pocket

A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.

Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.

by WiscoMa July 15, 2019

mustard on a knife

When u shit on ur cat

Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude

by TheReturnOfSusFather October 13, 2020

Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018

pud mustard

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.

I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.

by Crab masta January 2, 2017