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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
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Communist Glow

The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.
Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.
by Dddddddddddpppppppp December 9, 2023
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Glow-Locked

When someone stuck in their new ways and refuses to go back to their old ways. Locked into making a better version of themselves. By making an energy to make others want to level up.
" Ever since she started working out and making a better version of herself, she's been glow-locked."
by veyric September 9, 2025
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Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick
Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job
by Shmlif April 30, 2018
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glow boats

Opposite of "blow goats." A state of bliss. Often used in conjunction with a reference to the classic television show Scooby-Doo. Synonymous with dope, fresh, fly, phat, chillwave and bro-core.
"That party on Friday is going glow boats."

"Say what you will about Tony Danza, dude glowed some serious boats on Who's the Boss."
by gfunkyauplikewut September 22, 2010
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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Glow up

A life long process were one strives to improve their life and/or appearance over time
"wow she's really had a glow up sense high school!"
by elliejoy225 April 23, 2023
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