Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.

Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!

by GirFreak113 August 12, 2009

Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

flood the nile

When a girl is wet enough to squirt

Baby I'm going to make you flood the nile tonight!0

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.

Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.

by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023

coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.

Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."

by illy Wonka January 4, 2014

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020