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Fed

Slang term typically for FBI agents or police officers. If you see a fed in the dark, they will glow a dim green.
The feds took down my Nigerian scamming site! What happened to the free internet?
by somerandompiggo2 April 7, 2024
mugGet the Fedmug.

Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
mugGet the Fed-exmug.

too fed

bro that’s too fed
by monkeyseemonkeysdooo October 24, 2020
mugGet the too fedmug.

FED

Fed.
You're so Fed.
by Fedmisty January 30, 2020
mugGet the FEDmug.

Fed

A fed is a friend that snitches therefor federal
Ay don't tell that nigga nothing he's fed.
by DA JIT March 29, 2023
mugGet the Fedmug.

fed child

A fed child is a person who can be very annoying and irrational. They are are very spoiled people, mostly children, who can't look after themselves. They can sometimes have friends but they tend to act in a way that makes them stand-out. Unfortunately for them, this cause the people around them to leave and they are left alone. There is no cure for this. A fed child can grow out of this when they get older but if they do not, then will most likely die alone.

Plural: Fed children - A group or gang. More than one fed child.
Don't be a fed child
Or
You're acting like a fed child now
by NotAFedChild May 30, 2022
mugGet the fed childmug.

Fed

A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not
Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed
by pseudoymui April 27, 2021
mugGet the Fedmug.

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