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Condom Fail

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail
by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020
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Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.
a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"
by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009
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Chronic Fail

Its not fail, its not even epic fail...
its chronic fail
Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!
by Roflolrus May 12, 2009
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Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.
When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.
by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 29, 2010
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Medium Fail

Failure on a Sub-Epic level and/or repeated minor failures.
Joshua Tracy Atwood is refereed to as Medium Fail for repeatedly giving mostly correct answers to his peers failing to provide the correct answer to the pivotal part of the question.
by Demonico62 May 4, 2009
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rockband fail

dude, youre such a rockband fail. look at yourself, youre playing on easyyyy.
by ap16 January 9, 2011
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Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics
Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail
by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010
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