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folke

The ultimate ruler of the universe. He will rule all with his massive cock and balls. Everyone should bend the knee to him.
Girl: Send nudes 😏
Folke: My cock and balls can't fit in the camera, underling.
by Something_something_username August 23, 2019
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Some folks need killin

Oh I know it brother but I highly doubt you'd be able to tell the difference between the ones who do and the one's who don't.
Hym " 'Some folks need killin' he said but he doesn't thing that the eternal paradise incest cult should just go to heaven immediately. It's funny how to the Christian, death is good for bad people but only because death is bad for bad people but death is bad for good people even though it's good for good people. It's like 'cognitive dissonance²' But he's right! He probably does need to be killed. It would be the only way to get him to stop doing what he's doing. Your kids are (probably) ALSO going to need some killin."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
mugGet the Some folks need killinmug.

Folking

I'm currently folking your mom
by Celestewithgun July 9, 2022
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Folke

Folke is the name of a person who has the characteristics of a russian gremlin and will go to extremes to make you either uncomforterble or try to take your money. He will befriend you and then when you least expect it he will attack.
He was so rude!
Yeah i cant believe he just ran past and stole your wallet.
His name must be Folke!
by Comrade Creampie January 21, 2022
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folked up

More censoral definition of fucked up. That goes to being extremely intoxicated on drugs\alcohol or being physically, mentally, morally/ aesthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way.
Oh god he just folked up!
Everything is folked up...
by Alekrion April 4, 2018
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Folke

An extremely handsome man. probaly got curly hair and a big nose. His dick is around 13-15 inches. He is smarter than all of his friends and he is mentally stronger too. He probaly has a big secret no one knows about. He gets all the ladies. He can swim just as good as a fish
wow that guy is swimming just like a fish, he got curly hair and a big nose, his name must be Folke
by 123meow123 March 19, 2021
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Woodford Folk Festival

The most amazing week long music festival held in Woodford QLD Australia.
Goes from the 27th of Dec to the 1st of Jan.
"I just had the best week"
"Where?"
"Woodford Folk Festival of course"
by Yogi Bear 2012 January 4, 2012
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