by Koenigseggre October 14, 2019
Get the Grousing Distancemug. See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punchmug. So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
Get the long distance lurkingmug. A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012
Get the Distance Junkiemug. “Get 6ft away or 6ft under”
“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”
“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”
“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”
“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”
“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”
“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”
“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
Get the Social Distancingmug. The process of removing they socially accepted 6 foot invisible boundary between others, initially put in place to deny transmission of the Covid-19 "Corona Virus".
Chad: I can't wait to get out of the house and be near the bois again!
Jimmy: Yeah hopefully we can get rid of that dumb six foot stigma and do some Social De-Distancing.
Jimmy: Yeah hopefully we can get rid of that dumb six foot stigma and do some Social De-Distancing.
by Justice Won May 4, 2020
Get the Social De-Distancingmug. Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance,more know as KHDDD,is simply the worst KH game ever made!
Nonsense Story.
Hard As Fuck.
Sora Is Freaking Dumb And OOC.
Nonsense Story.
Hard As Fuck.
Sora Is Freaking Dumb And OOC.
by Zapto January 20, 2017
Get the Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distancemug.