Terminally Offline

The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.

Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.

by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2025

Terminator promise

"I'll be BACK."

I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

by QuacksO May 4, 2022

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

Terminal Meme

Terminal meme originates from Tumblr. It originally started as a combination of 6 memes, which were the YMCA, take the breadsticks and run, man door hand hook car door, gun, meme combo, and loss.jpg. It then evolved into a political compass, making it 7. The 8 meme combo landed the whole thing in the frame of "look at this graph," and adding I just had to do it to em made it 9. Meme 10 was located in distracted boyfriend, as Tumblr prefers this to "normal memes." It then fluttered itself over to "is this a pigeon" for the 11th meme, and then over to Gravity Falls for number 12, "oh this, this is beautiful." They then decided to use the expanding brain meme, to show the amount of thought that went into this, for number 13. Apparently the original is now disliked, as the 14th meme said that it doesn't spark joy, but number 13 does. Lastly, the 15th. Left Exit 12 Off Ramp. Tumblr, is not a normal website.

"Hey, do you know where I can find the full Terminal Meme?"

by BananaCantelope March 16, 2022

terminal munchosity

the unexplainable feeling of hunger one gets once they pass through security at the airport, no matter how much they pigged out prior to their arrival.

Annette "Why am I so freaking hungry? I just ate a huge breakfast!"
Jason "Must be terminal munchosity, I think the airports pump oxygen through the ventilation system to make people crave food."

by gerlitzappel October 11, 2009

Terminator

A sex move where you shove a robotic finger up your partners anus, while simultaneously giving them a wet willy and licking the back of their neck all at once

"yeah man, my lady and I were going hard last night so I decided to give her a Terminator"

"My husband really loves when I sneak up behind him and give him a surprise Terminator"

by Bob Cheese June 26, 2019