Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.

Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"

by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017

subway cock

A majestic 12 inch beast of a penis.

Have you seen Paul's massive subway cock?! It's at least a footlong!

by imtheonedontwayaton May 7, 2017

subway sell

a bad way to make money

“im bout to go make a subway sell.”-juan

“Ight cuz be safe” - Billy

by homienotkay May 11, 2018

a subway

Code word for a foot long epic dump.

A foot being 12 inches or 300mm in the metric world.

I got paid today at work today for sitting on the throne and delivering a subway!

by dredgerman February 28, 2017

subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches

"Yo, my dick be subway sized"

by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016

subway cookie

Food a homeless man or woman stores between their ass cheeks to prevent other homeless people from stealing it.

It used to be a normal BLT sandwich, but after compressing in his ass, it has flattened into a subway cookie.

by Heckleck September 4, 2016

arctic subway

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

Fancy a return journey on the arctic subway?

by Hankenstein April 7, 2023