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Stolengasms

When you steal a few minutes between work and meetings for a quickie masturbation.
Todays work day was so satisfying with two stolengasms.
by coolheart May 13, 2021
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Stolen dialogue

Dialogue that was borrowed until somebody made money off it.
There's a few movies that want the bad lines off their script back when the girl is done trying to get rich off dialogue that came out years ago. She really has people she recruits to intervene in her disputes saying lines to people that could come from Roadhouse or Swat in a real life event. Stolen dialogue is not original or authentic dialogue.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Stolen Base

My roommate gave me a stolen base while I was sleeping. It was the experience of a lifetime.
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StoatVr

The gorilla of ankle breakers

You can run but you can hide

But I mean at least you tried

I be eating yo knee caps like they Deep Fried
SHIT IS THAT STOATVR NO NOT AGAIN OH GOD MY ANKLES
by StoatVr March 1, 2022
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Sholto

a beautiful substitute teacher in a school in the uk - slang. a childlike mince pie of a man with stunning PEERZARC paragraph skills and trumpet-playing skills.

Most commonly says “ummm”.

Despite being specialised in English, cannot write for the life of him
A bad writing idea commonly referred to as “sholtan”
Roadman name: sholtzz2trappy
Set 8 student: *if I can improve Sholto’s work that’s a new low*
Sholto: *ummm…*
by metaphorical_steven April 6, 2022
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Stoat and Weasel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Stolebudsman

The singular member of a Stolevrusny clan who is selected for the unenviable task of remaining sober (or at least reasonably so) for a given evening to observe the night’s progression, digression(s) and devolution of group members’ coherence and self-respect.

The role of Stolebudsman traces it roots back to that of Ombudsman, while also incorporating elements of the sometimes overlapping roles of Designated Driver and Babysitter. While the current application of the role of Stolebudsman retains the practical responsibilities of ensuring safety of fellow members, the more significant elements of the position are monitoring the cognitive and logical arc of the thoughts and comments emanating from the brains and mouths of the Stole(s) being observed, and replaying and debating them in future meetings.

Providing the transportation safety elements of serving as a Stolebudsman is generally perceived as being slightly rewarding, however, serving in the position for more than a very abbreviated period is believed to leave the designated individual both scared and scarred with symptoms akin to a mild variant of PTSD. Fortunately, legacy Stolebudsmen have developed a treatment regimen with 100% efficacy which simply entails rejoining the Stolevrusny clan as a fully-participating member. This therapy allows ex-Stolbudsman to observe and participate in the group’s dialogue and behavior without triggering the anxiety and concerns that would have resulted if he were sober.
Example: BigStole was my Stolebudsman last night and I’m embarrassed at all of the gibberish that must have come out of my mouth. Fortunately, I’m aware that he is seeking intensive treatment later this evening and all of my embarrassment and shame will melt away as he enters the room with a spirited Crotch Chop.
by Dr. Gibberish January 7, 2023
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