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stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks
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Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface
She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.
by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008
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Gigachad with a stand

Gigachad with a stand”-Gigachad with a stand
Gigachad with a stand ,He’s a compulsive liar and commonly lies in name
by Power the all mighty!! April 18, 2023
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Fuck stand

The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.
Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.
by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023
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bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.
"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."
by BlueFanta December 3, 2016
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Clam Stand

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him
by meggymc August 16, 2016
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how stand

Guy 1: hey you know that standing cat?
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
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