Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over

"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"

by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015

Clam Stand

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

by meggymc August 16, 2016

bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.

"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."

by BlueFanta December 3, 2016

stand Bi

When a Bisexual is not dating anyone they are on stand Bi

I’m bisexual but I’m not dating anyone so I’m on stand Bi

by Sunflower_Love1625 November 19, 2020

take the stand

Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail

Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.

by Belle427 April 4, 2017

Standing in the G.A.P

When a person is praying on your behalf.

When you tell someone about something thats happening in your life, they will stand in the G.AP.

Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you

by Cman1989 September 1, 2013

Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011