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Speak into the mic

To have Penis launched into one's oral cavity at an alarming rate of speed.
1. -Anita Speak into the mic.
2. -Will you please speak into the mic.
3. -I'm sorry, you must speak into the mic.
4. -Hey, Speak into the mic.
5. -I gave her The Bill then asked her to speak into the mic.
6. -Excuse me, Please speak into the mic.
by Ben Stein June 3, 2004
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spedastic

if ur friend does some thing stupid u might say

"wow that was spedastic"
by gatorade August 3, 2006
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Spadank

The process of being jizzed on or loving skeet so much that when it happends the partner being spadanked just screams it out.
1)Holy crap dude Vivi just got spadanked.

2)Last night I spadanked on this girl.
by Mojo JoJo and Bizo Biz January 10, 2005
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Preach-Speak

When a fundamentalist christian gets so angry/excited about God over the internet that they start to type in all caps. While typing in all caps, they forget to use punctuation marks except for the occasional "!!!!!." These christians have been known to spew out mass chunks of angry bullshit in huge blocks of text. They end the block(s) text with "I'LL PRAY FOR YOU" or "YOU ARE LOST YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
Person 1: I'm really starting to doubt the story of Jesus was completely true.

Person 2: I mean come on, a virgin birth?

Fundie christian: JESUS IS REAL HE DIEDD FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD IT IS INFALLIBLE!!!! THE VIRGIN BIRRTH WAS REAL THEY FOUND HER BLOOD IN A TOMB IN ISREAL THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING GODLESS EVERYONE IS LOST AND IS GOING TO HELL! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU SO THAT GOD WILL TAKE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!"

Person 2: WTH?

Person 1: lol preach-speak
by RationalEmily July 19, 2009
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LOL speak

The official language of the lol cats, aka lawlcatz.Teh laguage was discovered when cats beggan attempting to speak the english language, to let their masters know what they desire, or to state events, they made possible.
The oldest demand of a speaking cat is recorded and used in lolcat pictures quite often, showing a hungry-looking cat saying "can i haz cheezburgr?"
LOL speak example

uneducated cat:
"Excuse me, good sir.Can I borrow your lolspeak dictionary?"
lawl kat:"Eye donznt now wat u iz tolkin ot meh.pleez taek mah lolz peak dikshonari!!1one!!"
by Shop the whop March 29, 2009
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When in Rome, speak Latin

a parody of the phrase "when in Rome, do as the Romans do", this phrase means ( used in a nice, non-belliugerent way):

"if you want to integrate into, and be a part of, polite society, behave, as a rule of thumb, like most other people of your age, gender and/or social status behave in your society in your zeitgeist"
a boy with almost no friends comes home from high school and starts conmplaining to his father:

boy: dad, why don't i have any friends my age?

father: pragmatically speaking, Brandon, I thing you are not applying correctly my famous cherry-phrase "when in Rome, speak Latin." IMHO it's doesn't take Albert einstein to figure out why you have no friends: you don't do, at least after school, what most other boys your age are doing. All you do after class is watch porn, argue with your mother and sisters as to whether or not to do your chemistry, and help Mr. and Mrs. Philips, our generous elderly neighbors, with their gardening.

boy: But that's what I have always done. Wait so you have contradicted yourself, because humans are creatureses of habit, psychologically and biologically speaking.

father (ignoring Brandon's interruption): However, most boys your age, after class, date their girlfriends, play football and maybe monkey hoops, play the saxophone or another musical instrument a la Lisa Simpson, maybe hang out with their friends and look for trouble a la Bart Simpson and Nelson Muntz, maybe even play marbles. Some young men your age even go to bars/clubs and get a refreshing drink after a hard day's work. Go and do some of the things I've mentioned and you'll make friends tic-tac-toe

boy: (imitating homer simpson): D' Oh. so no wonder then I feel and act like a white crow
by Sexydimma May 3, 2012
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n00b speak

people who think they know "leet" speak.

(see also 1337 speak)

- CHI Southampton
This is n00b speak:

Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.

Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.

It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.

Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2

S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.

If you wrote this sentence in 1337 speak, it would look like this:
||= `/0|_| |/|/|2073 7|5 53|/|73|/|(3 ||/| 1337, |7 |/|/0|_|1|) 100|< 1||<3 7|-||5.
by NET0510 July 31, 2006
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