Spark-a-lark

A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.

"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"

by LordBuns August 30, 2017

Flag

Get the Spark-a-lark mug.

Tossing the Spark Plug

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.

"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"

by Trevor Wolfe July 08, 2019

Flag

Get the Tossing the Spark Plug mug.

Margy Sparks

Evil teacher with no heart and just camel toe.

Margy Sparks is a walking camel toe.

by America Tipton February 12, 2018

Flag

Get the Margy Sparks mug.

sparkes

The effect of skyperbating or skype piping too aggressively over your keyboard.

Last night's speed Skyping session was amazing, Sparkes were flying everywhere

by forwardsman October 19, 2010

Flag

Get the sparkes mug.

Billy Sparks

The process of a new fellow who joins our school in year 8 and decides to think he’s the alpha and kick everyone from the gc. He messed with the wrong people. ( Bball Legends tmr). Billy sparks is also a character in young Sheldon

Billy Sparks… Bazingha

by mactattacks2112 February 22, 2024

Flag

Get the Billy Sparks mug.