Soon

Used to indicate a measurement for units of time when anticipating ones arrival In theory the measurement is mathematically sound and universally understood yet can never be met with the same result as anticipated.
The following formula applied to the unit of measurement results in a more accurate and true time.

Soon = (time said x time conscious) + (time deadline × time unconscious) ÷ total number of drops remaining till distance is closer than anyone else

I'll be there soon after I do a few drops

by Mojitoz October 31, 2022

Chen Soon

Chen Soon is a friendly man. He is a caring and lovable father with a warm body. He loves eating socks and drinking ginger juice. Everyone loves him

Chen Soon was once a knight in shining armor...

by Eduardo Escarpō May 24, 2021

Chen Soon

Chen Soon is a friendly man. He is a caring and lovable father with a warm body. He loves eating socks and drinking ginger juice. Everyone loves him

Chen Soon was once a knight in shining armor...

by Eduardo Escarpō May 24, 2021

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name

Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.

by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011

Really really soon

Happening pretty soon, like really soon. Probably within the day or so.

Dang girl, I just wanna see you really really soon

by JimWongton April 29, 2022

Soon™️

An unregulated time frame for use by Beezus in regard to when he is gonna be logging onto Xbox

Baanono: “anyone wanna play MC?”

Beezus: “Soon™️”

by suzeeB March 31, 2024

As soon as

The phrase "as soon as" means you’re ready to jump on something the moment it happens, like a dog on a bone.

Example: I’ll hit the bar as soon as I clock out of this hellhole.

by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025