I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...
by Rick Hilton September 27, 2008
My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking
by pantytramps June 29, 2010
A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.
Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.
Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!
Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!
by freefm July 31, 2009
"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
by Snake April 25, 2005
A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.
by krustysox August 07, 2011
when you ejaculate in a good pair of socks or when you have to throw a sock away after you finish in the other one
Mom: "what happened to your black Nike elite socks? Why are they in the garbage? "
Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "
Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "
by Seattle Space March 15, 2016
by D-Monkey March 08, 2018