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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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Cuck strapped

When you’re a cuckold and your old lady makes you blow her boyfriend while she’s strapping you from behind
After dinner Rccbs old lady made him blow her boyfriend while she strapped him from the back.

Rccb is an old school Cuck he really loves getting Cuck strapped
by A.G Pennypacker April 28, 2025
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Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.
Wow you have a face like a slapped horse
by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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