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slab

a mix between a slampig and a slob. a nasty, dirty, skanky person
marisa earls is a slab!
by karen dildo December 7, 2010
mugGet the slabmug.

Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.
He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024
mugGet the Slabmug.

Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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Slab

Like a dab but the way cool kids say it! A wave originated by the buddies in Pueblo,Co!
Damn that’s a fat ass slab buddy!
Wanna slab?
by Slabstarleo May 11, 2022
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Slab

Frat boy, FERDA kind of guy, you see a group of them outside of the bar tryna holler
Damn look at all those slabs over there
by yourdadlikesanna July 6, 2025
mugGet the Slabmug.

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.
Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.
by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019
mugGet the slab assmug.

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