Skittles

A jerk, or a person who tends to act in a sociopathic nature but undiagnosed and unfavorable by nature

Oh my god, he is such a skittles!
I know I can't stand him.

by Jamal Hazard )( January 9, 2007

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skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

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skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.

Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!

by shananogins93 May 14, 2009

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skittle's triad

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.

Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

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1. Something amazingly fuckin awesome, and insanely mind blowing, to the point you want to go out and bang that nerdy fat kid's hot mother, or bang that drunk chick on your lap.

2. Beerbong.

3. Playing Nazi Zombies

4. About to go blow shit up. Or score some free beer (Ex. "Dood lets score some free beer!" "Fuckin' Skittles brah!"

We be Fuckin' Skittles on her boobies tonight!

by death50cola January 5, 2011

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