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sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle
This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle
by cüssssss May 3, 2024
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sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
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Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.
Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025
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Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.
Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!
by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025
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Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.
Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025
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Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...
Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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bull-sitting

Saying bullshit in a very static way (i.e. from a chair)
Random Woman - Are you still bull-sitting there... can u please wake up and come with me to the shop?

Random man - yea wateva....
by miss. take February 5, 2010
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