Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

What are you shrekin?

nah really

my deputy was just beating and I went up to him and said what are you shrekin?

by NAH REALLY September 11, 2019

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026

Mantime (v. Shrekungus)

Mantime is when fellow men, boys, and the male gender get it on.

For example, the conductor of the definition, Shrekungus, did Mantime with his fellow colleagues by fapping to burgers and guitar, eventually following with Netflix and Chill.

Dude, did you hear Ben and Izaiahs last Mantime (v. Shrekungus) session?! They are now in the hospital after that!

by Eliza-Lit77 February 23, 2019